Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- For real
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Past Your Prime History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture was always totally blown out of proportion. Like, for real, people get triggered over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't take with any different opinion. Give me a pause! {People need to chill out and learn how to have a civilized conversation.
Honestly, not like being silenced every day. It is just a big ol' hype machine. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should give people a second chance instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
Ultimate Aksually Guide on Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just lost the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna amplify your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your foes in the dust. It's time to dominate the world with your superior intellect!
- To begin, master the art of logic. Those haters rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
- Next, learn to speak your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to interrupt those peasants who dare to disagree you.
- Finally, always remember: winning is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a remark, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely unrelated topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a meme of the century of how communication can go haywire.
It usually involves a obnoxious read more individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely off-topic. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original conversation.
It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this communication breakdown, remember: sometimes it's best to just roll your eyes.
The Definitive Guide to "Aksually's" Demise|
It all started innocently enough. Back in the early 2010s, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundwith reckless abandon and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.
- And suddenly
After a while, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too overused, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.
Whatever is that by the early 2020s, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.